Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who fake posts on Facebook to make their life look cooler than it really is.

I’m at the top of Mount Everest, baby! (Actually, I’m at the top of my stairs.)

Just got a million dollars. (It’s actually a million pennies.)

I’m dating a celebrity. (They’re my cousin’s pet goat.)

2

Somebody who lies on Facebook just to feel important and show off.

I just won the lottery. (I just won a free pizza.)

I’m in a band. (We’re just my dog and me.)

I’m rich. (I have two dollars and a dream.)

3

A person who makes up stupid stuff on Facebook just to look good.

I’m a famous actor. (I’m a famous actor in my head.)

I just ate a whole cow. (I just ate a whole cow’s opinion.)

I have 1000 friends. (I have 1000 friends who think I’m cool.)

4

Somebody who lies on Facebook so much it’s not even funny anymore.

I’m in a spaceship. (It’s a shopping cart.)

I have 10000 followers. (I have 10000 followers who don’t know me.)

I just got married. (I just got married to my cat.)

5

A person who lies on Facebook just to make their life sound like a movie.

I’m a superhero. (I can lift a couch.)

I just saved the world. (I saved my mom’s cat.)

I’m going to the moon. (I’m going to the moon in my car.)

6

A person who lies on Facebook so they can pretend they're someone else.

I’m a billionaire. (I have two dollars and a dream.)

I’m a king. (I’m a king of my lunch.)

I’m a rockstar. (I sing in the shower.)