Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Lying on Facebook to look cooler than someone else, like a middle schooler trying to impress a crush.

I went to the concert with Taylor Swift. (I was in the parking lot.)

I got a perfect score on the SAT. (I cheated with a calculator.)

I have 100 followers. (I paid for them.)

2

Making up fake stories on Facebook to look better than your friends, even if it’s total nonsense.

I dated a celebrity. (They asked for my number.)

I got into Harvard. (I got into the school next door.)

I took a trip to Paris. (I took a trip to the mall.)

3

Telling lies on Facebook to make yourself seem cooler, like a kid who still believes in fairy tales.

I got a million dollars. (I got a dollar from my mom.)

I have a hot new job. (I work at a fast food place.)

I’m totally famous. (My uncle knows me.)

4

Lying on Facebook like it’s a competition, and you’re trying to win by being the biggest fake.

I won the lottery. (I won a coupon.)

I’m a rockstar. (I can play the guitar.)

I have a million followers. (I have two friends.)

5

Making up total garbage on Facebook to look better than someone else, like a person who still thinks the moon is made of cheese.

I went to space. (I went to the mall.)

I got married. (I got a pet.)

I live in a mansion. (I live in my grandma’s house.)

6

Faking your life on Facebook to seem cooler than your friends, like a kid who still believes in magic.

I’m a billionaire. (I have a piggy bank.)

I’m a movie star. (I acted in a school play.)

I went to the moon. (I went to the park.)