facebook fever

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The crazy need to check Facebook every time you see a computer, like it's the last thing you'll ever do.

I opened my laptop and instantly checked Facebook before even opening my email.

At the library, I saw a computer and ran to it like it was my ex.

I checked Facebook during a fire drill because I was too lazy to run.

When you just joined Facebook and now you're the first to comment on every post, like you're trying to be friends with the moon.

I commented on my friend’s vacation photo before she even posted it.

I liked a status from 2013 and sent a message to someone I haven’t talked to since middle school.

I posted a comment on my own profile just to feel important.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you’re so obsessed with Facebook you check it more than you check your teeth.

I checked Facebook during a movie and missed the ending.

I checked Facebook during a bathroom break, like it was a religion.

I checked Facebook in the middle of a math test and got a C.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you open a browser and type 'f' just because you know it's going to take you to Facebook, like you're a brain-dead robot.

I opened Chrome and typed 'f' because I was too lazy to type 'facebook. com'.

I typed 'f' in my phone browser and checked Facebook instead of doing my homework.

I opened my browser at 3 a. m. and typed 'f' because I was bored.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A disease worse than the plague, caused by Facebook. Symptoms: checking Facebook every 5 minutes, dying if you don’t see a new post, and screaming if you miss a friend request from Kyle XY.

I checked Facebook during a funeral and missed the eulogy.

I got a friend request from Kyle XY and cried like I just won the lottery.

I turned down a date because I was too busy checking Facebook.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you get Facebook and get so addicted you stalk celebrities, play FarmVille, and comment on every post like you're their best friend.

I stalked Daniel Tosh for a month and still don't know why.

I played FarmVille for 8 hours straight and my cactus died.

I commented on my teacher’s post and she gave me extra credit.

by Slangipedia 4d ago