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The annoying people who show up in your feed because your friends are friends with them

My cousin's ex is now my friend because she's friends with my cousin's ex's best friend.

I don't know who this guy is but he's now my friend because my friend's friend is friends with him.

Why is my neighbor's dog on my Facebook? It's because my neighbor is friends with my neighbor's friend.

The people who friend you just so they can see what you're up to

My teacher is now my friend so she can check my profile every day.

My mom's best friend's kid is my friend so he can know my secrets.

My friend's friend is my friend so he can post on my wall.

The people who come out of nowhere and bother you on Facebook

A guy from my old school messaged me out of the blue.

My friend's friend's cousin is now my friend and sends me weird messages.

My friend's friend's pet is now my friend and likes my posts.

The people who get added to your friends list because they think they're cool

My friend's friend thinks they're cool and now they're my friend.

My friend's best friend's ex is now my friend because they think they're cool.

My friend's friend's friend is my friend because they're trying to be cool.

The people who you don't know but are now your friends because of Facebook

I don't know this guy but he's my friend now.

My friend's friend is my friend even though I don't know him.

My friend's best friend's pet is my friend and I still don't know them.

The people who you never wanted to know but Facebook made you friends with

My friend's friend is my friend even though I hate them.

My friend's ex is now my friend and I don't want to talk to them.

My friend's friend's pet is my friend and I still don't know them.