Facebook Feng Shui

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When you kick out all the jerks and drama on your Facebook to make room for the people who actually make your day and the posts that don't make you want to throw your phone out the window.

I unfriended my ex and her new boyfriend because they keep commenting on my pictures like they own me.

I blocked my cousin for posting a photo of my dog in a diaper at 3 a. m.

I deleted my friend group 'College Friends' because they only post about how broke they are.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The process of making your Facebook look nice by deleting the people who mess with your head and only keeping the ones who make you laugh or post cool stuff.

I removed my boss from my friends list because he posts about how hard his life is every day.

I hid my friend's political rants because they make me want to scream.

I unfollowed my high school friends because they only post about their kids and how tired they are.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The act of making your Facebook look good by getting rid of the annoying people and only keeping the ones who are fun or make your feed bright and happy.

I deleted my ex from my friends list because she keeps liking my posts and pretending she doesn't know me.

I removed my brother because he only posts about his gym and how strong he is.

I blocked my mom for commenting on every single post like she's my best friend.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you get rid of all the boring or annoying people on your Facebook so your feed is full of people who are cool and posts that actually make you smile.

I removed my coworker because he keeps posting about how long his commute is.

I unfollowed my old friends because they only post about how old they are.

I blocked my neighbor for commenting on my every single post like he's my best friend.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

The messy but fun job of throwing out the people who give you stress and only keeping the ones who are fun and post stuff that makes your day better.

I unfriended my ex because she keeps commenting on my posts and pretending she's still into me.

I deleted my high school friends because they only post about how broke they are.

I blocked my dad for commenting on every post like he's my best friend.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you clean up your Facebook by kicking out the people who make your day worse and only keeping the ones who make you laugh or post stuff that actually matters.

I removed my ex because she keeps liking my posts and pretending she's still in love with me.

I deleted my old friends because they only post about how old they are.

I blocked my mom for commenting on every post like she's my best friend.

by Slangipedia 13d ago