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When two people keep poking each other like a trash fight in a crowded hallway.

You poke me. I poke you. What even is life?

Poke. Poke. Poke. It’s not a game anymore, it’s a war.

You think you’re slick, but I’ve been poking people since I was 12.

Two people going back and forth like they’re in a Facebook duel and someone’s gonna cry.

You poke me. I poke you. You’re gonna cry. I know you’re gonna cry.

It’s not a poke. It’s a taunt. A poke is just a taunt with a little bit of sass.

You poke me. I poke you. You’re gonna lose. You know you’re gonna lose.

Two people poking each other like they’re in a Facebook death match and it’s gonna end in a bloodbath.

You poke me. I poke you. This isn’t a poke. This is a bloodbath waiting to happen.

I’m not poking you. I’m sending a message. A very loud message.

You think you’re tough? I’ve seen people cry over less.

When two people poke each other like they’re in a Facebook wrestling match and someone’s gonna get kneed in the face.

You poke me. I poke you. You’re gonna get kneed in the face. I swear it.

I poke you because I’m tired of your nonsense.

You think you’re funny? I’ve seen people get kneed in the face for less.

When two people keep poking each other like they’re in a Facebook cockfight and someone’s gonna lose a bet.

You poke me. I poke you. You’re gonna lose a bet. I know you’re gonna lose a bet.

I’m not poking you. I’m betting on your face.

You think you’re tough? I’ve got a bet on your face.

When two people poke each other like they’re in a Facebook war and someone’s gonna get exiled from the group chat.

You poke me. I poke you. You’re gonna get exiled. I know you’re gonna get exiled.

I’m not poking you. I’m exiling you from the group chat.

You think you’re funny? I’ve exiled people for less.