Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Facebook female ho adds random guys to her profile like they’re going to pay her rent.

Added 12 guys in one day. None of them are my friends.

She posted a selfie in a bra and a thong. It was 2 a. m. and no one was awake.

She DM’d a guy who just followed her. He didn’t even like her page.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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A Facebook female ho only posts pictures that make her look hot and nobody else.

She posted a photo of her butt in a bikini. No one else was in the picture.

She posted a picture of her face with glitter on. No one asked her why.

She posted a picture of her feet in a high heel. No one cared.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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A Facebook female ho talks to every guy who follows her, even if they're strangers.

She messaged a guy who had 3 followers. He was a 12-year-old.

She replied to a guy who asked if she was a dog. He was confused.

She had a 30-minute conversation with a guy who didn’t know her name.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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A Facebook female ho thinks she’s the best because a bunch of guys like her online, even though they don’t know her.

She said she was ‘the best’ because 10 guys liked her post. None of them knew her.

She told me she was ‘a legend’ because 7 guys commented on her photo. They were all strangers.

She posted ‘I’m the best’ because 15 guys followed her. None of them had ever talked to her.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

5

A Facebook female ho thinks she’s someone else online. She’s not even close to how she looks in real life.

She posted a picture of herself in a dress. In real life, she wore sweatpants.

She said she was ‘hot’ online. In real life, she looked like a tired dog.

She posted a picture of her face. In real life, she had a pimple the size of a tennis ball.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

6

A Facebook female ho only wants guys to pay her attention on Facebook. She doesn’t care about anyone else.

She ignored her best friend’s post. She was talking to 10 guys.

She replied to a guy who said ‘hi’ but ignored her mom’s message.

She posted 5 times in one day. All of them were for guys.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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A Facebook female ho deletes any post from girls who follow her. She doesn’t like competition.

She deleted a post from her best friend. It was about her new job.

She deleted a post from her cousin. It was about her dog.

She deleted a post from a girl she used to be friends with. It was about her ex.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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A Facebook female ho deletes any comment that says she’s doing too much on Facebook for attention.

A guy said she was fake. She deleted his comment.

A girl said she was ‘a ho’ on Facebook. She blocked her.

A guy said she was ‘faking it.’ She replied ‘You’re fake too.’ Then deleted his comment.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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A Facebook female ho is nothing like the real her on Facebook. She’s just a fake version of herself.

She said she was ‘the best’ on Facebook. In real life, she didn’t even know her math homework.

She posted a photo of her. In real life, she had a giant pimple and her hair was messy.

She said she was ‘a legend.’ In real life, she didn’t know how to spell ‘legend.’

by Slangipedia 13d ago

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A Facebook female ho is obsessed with Facebook. She lives for likes and comments from guys.

She checked her phone 30 times in one hour. She was looking for likes.

She got 5 likes in one minute. She screamed ‘I’m famous.’

She posted a picture of her cat. She got 2 likes. She cried.

by Slangipedia 13d ago