Facebook Fellatio

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A fake 'Like' or comment you give just to keep a friend from giving you grief.

'Looks good!', because you don't want to be called out for being a boring waste of space.

'Nice post!', you're too scared to admit you're tired of their nonsense.

'You go, you!', you're just hoping they'll stop messaging you.

When you say you like something just to avoid getting called out for being a total loser.

'I'm so proud of you!', you're lying, and you know it.

'That looks amazing!', you’re just trying to get out of a conversation.

'You’re a legend!', you're just trying to keep your dignity.

A desperate attempt to keep a friend from making you feel like a total idiot.

'I love this post!', you’re just hoping they’ll stop bugging you.

'You’re awesome!', you’re trying to keep from being called a failure.

'This is the best thing ever!', you’re just avoiding a real conversation.

When you fake liking something just so you don't have to be the worst friend ever.

'That's so cool!', you're just trying to keep from being called out.

'I'm impressed!', you're lying to avoid the embarrassment.

'You're the best!', you're trying to keep from being the worst.

A fake 'Like' or comment just to keep from being the most boring person in the group.

'You're amazing!', you’re just trying to keep from being ignored.

'That's awesome!', you're lying to avoid being called out.

'I love this!', you're just trying to stay relevant.

When you say you like something just to keep from being called a total failure.

'This is the best post ever!', you’re just trying to avoid getting roasted.

'You're so good at this!', you’re lying because you're tired of the drama.

'I'm so proud of you!', you're just trying to keep from being called out.