facebook fatigue

'I'm not even sad I unfollowed my cousin. I'm just mad I had to see her fake pizza life again.'

'I can't take another post about someone's dog taking a nap. It's like my brain is being stabbed with a spoon.'

'I tried to scroll for 2 minutes. Now my eyes are bleeding and I want to die.'

'My life is a dumpster fire, but my Facebook is a five-star restaurant. What even is life?'

'I got a D in math and my friend got a perfect score. I'm not mad. I'm just sad I have to live in the real world.'

'My mom posted I got a job. I didn't get a job. I got a job at a gas station. I'm crying in the middle of the highway.'