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A dad who's too lazy to see his kid but can't stop posting selfies with him on Facebook like he's winning some father of the year contest while still whining about paying child support.
Tagging his ex in a photo of his kid eating pizza like it's the most important event of the decade.
Posting a 3 a. m. photo of his kid sleeping with the caption 'My kid is perfect. I’m not.'
Sending his kid a DM saying 'I’m proud of you' while still being late on his alimony.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who acts like he’s the best dad ever just because he posts about his kid on Facebook, even though he’s never there for anything important and still expects money from his ex.
Posting a photo of his kid's report card with the caption 'My kid is a genius. I’m just here for the free food.'
Sending a group message to all his friends saying 'I’m the best dad ever' while still being late to his kid’s birthday party.
Tagging his ex in a photo of his kid's birthday cake like she’s supposed to be happy about it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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