Facebook Fart

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A giant, smelly fart you let out while sitting on Facebook because you're too lazy to get up and actually go to the bathroom.
I posted a status about my day and then let out a fart so loud it made my mom walk in.
I was watching a cat video and farted so hard the screen flickered.
I tried to send a message and my fart came out instead.
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When you type a stupid comment or post on Facebook, mess it up, and then delete it because you’re too embarrassed to face your friends.
I wrote 'I love pizza' but spelled it 'I love pizzza' and then deleted it.
I posted a photo of my dog and wrote 'he is the bestest' and then took it down.
I tried to say I was sick but wrote 'I am sicks' and then cried in the bathroom.
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