Facebook Fapping

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When you obsessively check someone's Facebook all day long just so you can jerk off to their photos like they're your new porn star

I checked her timeline 12 times today just to see her new selfies

He sends me a message every time he posts a new photo

I can't stop looking at his vacation pics because he's wearing only a towel

Masturbating to Facebook pics so hard you get a Facebook account just to see more of them

I got a new account just to follow her ex

He posted a video of himself eating pizza and I came in my pants

She tagged me in a group photo and now I can't stop thinking about it

Looking at random Facebook profiles and getting hard because they have nice pictures

I scrolled through 50 profiles just to find someone with a nice smile

He posted a selfie at 3 a. m. and I had to jerk off in the kitchen

She had a filter on and now I can't stop thinking about her face

When you look at people's Facebook pictures so much you start thinking they’re your girlfriend even though they’re not

I told my mom she was my girlfriend just because she posted a new pic

He messaged her 10 times a day because he thought she was his girlfriend

She started following me back and now I can't stop thinking about her

When you check someone's Facebook so much you get a headache and a boner at the same time

I got a headache from looking at her pictures all day

He checked her profile so much he started getting dizzy

She posted a new photo and now I have a boner and a migraine