facebook fantasizing

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Staring at a Facebook friend like they're your next meal, but they're actually married and you're still living with your mom.

I check her feed 10 times a day. She's got a dog, a house, and a husband. I have a PS5 and a crush.

He's got a vacation photo from Hawaii and a new car. I still live in my old apartment and he's got a life.

She's got a kid. I have a job I hate. And I still think she's into me.

Thinking your Facebook friend is your soulmate, but they’re just some random guy who married your ex.

I message her every day. She married my ex. I still think she's into me.

He's my friend on Facebook. I don’t know why I keep messaging him. He’s married to my ex.

She's my friend on Facebook. I think she's my soulmate. She's married to my ex.

Being so obsessed with a Facebook friend you forget they're happily married and you're just a weirdo who messages them.

I send her a message every day. She doesn’t reply. She’s got a husband and a kid.

He’s got a new car and a vacation. I still think he’s into me. He’s got a wife and two kids.

She’s got a perfect life. I still message her like she’s my soulmate.