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When you spam a celeb's Facebook fan page with a stupid question and think they'll actually bother to answer you.

'Hey Taylor Swift, what's your favorite color?' (it's 3 a. m.)

'Hey Drake, how do you make money?' (you've asked this 7 times)

'Hey Selena Gomez, will you be my girlfriend?' (you're 12)

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You post a question on a celeb's Facebook and act like you're the most important person in the world.

'Hey Kanye West, why did you hate Taylor Swift?' (you're still mad from 2016)

'Hey Justin Bieber, what's your favorite snack?' (you've been eating cereal for 3 years)

'Hey Billie Eilish, are you real?' (you think she's a robot)

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You keep asking a celeb the same question on Facebook and get mad when they don't reply.

'Hey Lady Gaga, are you still alive?' (you've asked this 14 times)

'Hey Ed Sheeran, will you marry me?' (you're 11)

'Hey Dua Lipa, what's your favorite song?' (you've asked this in every DM)

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You write a whole essay on a celeb's Facebook and expect them to read it and reply.

'Hey Harry Styles, I love you more than anything and I’ve written this whole letter. Please reply.' (you’re 13)”, “'Hey Ariana Grande, I’ve been following you since 2013 and I think you’re the best. Please reply.' (you’ve sent 27 DMs)”, “'Hey Harry Styles, I’ve been following you since 2013 and I think you’re the best. Please reply.' (you’ve sent 27 DMs)

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You post a question on a celeb's Facebook and then you're mad when they ignore you.

'Hey Drake, what’s your favorite song?' (you’re 12 and you’ve asked this 5 times)

'Hey Taylor Swift, will you be my girlfriend?' (you’re 13 and you’ve sent 20 DMs)

'Hey Billie Eilish, are you alive?' (you’ve asked this 8 times)

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You send a celeb a question on Facebook and act like it’s a life-or-death situation.

'Hey Justin Bieber, what’s your favorite snack?' (you’re 11 and you’ve sent this 10 times)

'Hey Selena Gomez, are you still alive?' (you’ve asked this 14 times)

'Hey Dua Lipa, what’s your favorite song?' (you’ve sent this 8 times)

by Slangipedia 14d ago