facebook family

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Facebook families are fake families made by people who think they’re cool. They include cousins who are actually your uncle’s ex, and parents who are just friends from high school. Grandmas get confused and think they’re in a soap opera.
My cousin is my uncle’s ex, and now she’s my aunt on Facebook.
My mom’s best friend from high school is now my grandma on Facebook.
My uncle’s ex is my aunt, and now they’re both my parents on Facebook.
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A Facebook family member is someone you barely know, but they’re always commenting on your posts like they’re your best friend. They’re annoying and never stop tagging you in random photos.
My second cousin who I haven’t seen since 2005 comments on every post I make.
My uncle’s friend from college tags me in a photo from 2003.
My dad’s friend from high school comments on my vacation pics like he was there.
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A Facebook family is a group of people who pretend to be close just so they don’t have to actually do anything. They like your photos, post old pictures, and tag you in things they’ve never seen.
My uncle liked my vacation photo but hasn’t seen me in 10 years.
My cousin posted a picture from 2010 like it was yesterday.
My grandma tagged me in a photo from 2008 and said she was there.
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