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When you only poke your lover and ignore everyone else like they’re not even real. You’re a Facebook saint, and everyone else is just a bunch of trash.

I poke my boyfriend 10 times a day, but if my best friend pokes me once, I block them.

I see 20 pokes from strangers, but I only poke my lover back.

My ex poked me and I didn’t even reply. I’m a saint.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You post stupid memes and Bible quotes on Facebook, but you’re still a wild party animal who drinks, smokes, and sleeps with anyone.

I posted a meme about Jesus and a cat, but I also got wasted at the club last night.

I’m praying to God on Facebook, but I’m cheating on my boyfriend with his best friend.

I quoted the Bible, but I also did a line of cocaine at the party.

by Slangipedia 13d ago