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A Facebook user who thinks they're a photographer, but really just likes to rate your face like it's a math test and post their own ugly selfies like they're winning a beauty pageant.

'Your picture is a 3 out of 10. I gave myself a 10.'

'I took 200 pictures today. You took 1. Loser.'

'I posted a selfie at 3 a. m. You didn't even post.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Someone who's on Facebook more than their mom and spends all day rating your pictures like they're the judge of a beauty contest, while posting their own terrible photos like they're famous.

'Your photo is a 2. I gave myself a 10. You’re a 2.'

'I took 100 pictures today. You took one. You’re a 1.'

'I post every day. You post once a month. You’re a 1.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook user who thinks they’re a photographer, but really just rates your face like it’s a math problem and posts their own terrible selfies like they’re winning the lottery.

'Your picture is a 4. I gave myself a 10. You’re a 4.'

'I posted 50 pictures today. You posted one. You’re a 1.'

'I took a selfie at 2 a. m. You didn’t even take one.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook user who spends all their time rating your pictures like they're a judge and posting their own selfies like they're the next big thing, while you're still trying to figure out what a filter is.

'Your picture is a 5. I gave myself a 10. You’re a 5.'

'I posted 30 pictures today. You posted one. You’re a 1.'

'I took a selfie in the middle of the night. You didn’t even take one.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A Facebook user who thinks they're a photographer, but all they do is rate your face like it’s a math test and post their own terrible selfies like they're a celebrity.

'Your picture is a 3. I gave myself a 10. You’re a 3.'

'I posted 40 pictures today. You posted one. You’re a 1.'

'I took a selfie at 1 a. m. You didn’t even take one.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Someone who's on Facebook more than their ex and spends all day rating your pictures like they're the judge of a beauty contest, while posting their own terrible selfies like they're the next big thing.

'Your picture is a 6. I gave myself a 10. You’re a 6.'

'I posted 25 pictures today. You posted one. You’re a 1.'

'I took a selfie at 4 a. m. You didn’t even take one.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago