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a person who only posts pictures of themselves looking like a model, but when you see them in real life, they look like they just got hit by a truck.
My ex posted a photo of herself in a bikini, but when I saw her at the beach, she looked like a drowned rat.
He posts selfies like he's in a magazine, but when I met him, he had a beard and looked like he hadn't slept in a week.
She only posts pictures of herself in the sun, but when I saw her in the rain, she looked like a raccoon.
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someone who only shows their best side online, but when you meet them, they look like they came out of a trash can.
She posted a photo of herself in a fancy dress, but when I saw her in the grocery store, she was wearing pajamas.
He only posts pictures of himself with perfect hair, but when I saw him at the bar, he looked like a mad scientist.
She posted a picture of herself on a tropical beach, but when I saw her in the snow, she looked like a frozen potato.
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a person who only shows you their pretty face, but when you meet them, they look like they’ve been through hell.
He posted a photo of himself in a suit, but when I met him, he was wearing a shirt that said 'I survived a fire.'
She posted a picture of herself in a glamorous restaurant, but when I saw her, she was eating pizza in her pajamas.
He only posts pictures of himself in the sun, but when I saw him in the dark, he looked like a ghost.
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a person who only shows you their perfect side, but when you meet them, they look like they’ve been run over by a bus.
She posted a photo of herself in a luxury hotel, but when I saw her, she was in a cheap motel.
He only posts pictures of himself with perfect hair, but when I saw him, he had a bald spot and a beard.
She posted a picture of herself in a fancy car, but when I met her, she was riding the bus.
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someone who only posts pictures of themselves looking like a movie star, but when you see them in real life, they look like a ghost.
He posted a photo of himself in a fancy suit, but when I met him, he was wearing a shirt that said 'I love pizza.'
She posted a picture of herself in a glamorous night club, but when I saw her, she was in her pajamas at home.
He only posts pictures of himself in the sun, but when I saw him at night, he looked like a zombie.
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a person who only shows you their pretty side, but when you meet them, they look like they’ve been through a war.
She posted a photo of herself in a fancy dress, but when I saw her, she was wearing a bathrobe.
He only posts pictures of himself with perfect hair, but when I saw him, he looked like a homeless man.
She posted a picture of herself in a tropical paradise, but when I met her, she was in the middle of a snowstorm.
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