Facebook Exhibitionism

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When someone acts like they're famous on Facebook just because they post every single dumb thing they do. It's like they think everyone's watching them 24/7. And they're probably still mad their mom didn't like their last post.
Posted a selfie of their lunch and tagged 12 people.
Wrote a 500-word status about their coffee order.
Posted a video of themselves falling off a chair.
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When you're so desperate for likes that you post your grocery list on Facebook. It's like you're begging for attention. And you're probably still mad your dog didn't like it.
Posted a picture of their cereal box and said 'This is my life.'
Live-streamed their shopping trip and asked for comments.
Tagged everyone in a photo of their pizza.
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When you're so obsessed with showing off on Facebook that you post your dreams, your fears, and your breakfast. It's like you think your life is a movie. And no one wants to watch it.
Posted a status about their dream job and their nightmare hair day.
Sent a DM to 10 people saying 'I'm having a moment.'
Posted a 30-second video of their morning routine.
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When you post everything on Facebook like it's the last day on Earth. You think everyone cares about your life. But they don't. They just want to live their own.
Posted a photo of their sock and said it was 'the most important thing today.'
Posted a 10-minute video of their shower.
Sent a group message about their feelings.
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When you post so much on Facebook that your friends start ignoring you. It's like you think your life is a never-ending status update. And you're probably still mad your cat didn't like it.
Posted 12 photos of their food in one day.
Sent a message to everyone saying 'I'm having a moment.'
Posted a video of themselves breathing.
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When you act like Facebook is your only friend. You post everything, everyone, and every little thing. It's like you're begging for attention. And you're probably still mad your brother didn't like your last post.
Posted a 500-word status about their day.
Tagged 20 people in one photo.
Sent a DM to 10 people at once.
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