facebook ex stalker

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When someone can't let go of their ex and checks their ex's Facebook every day like a junkie looking for a fix. They're too chicken to confront them but love watching their ex's life from the sidelines like a creepy ghost.

'Just looked at your ex's wall again. Still no picture with that guy. Still no picture with that guy.'

'You think they're over you? Check their ex's Facebook. They're still crying over you in the comments.'

'I saw your ex post a selfie with that guy. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you're too weak to move on and you sit there, like a dog, waiting for your ex to post something embarrassing so you can laugh at them in the comments.

'Your ex just posted a bad haircut. I laughed so hard I cried.'

'They posted that they broke up with their ex. I can't believe they still have the nerve to post about it.'

'Your ex just thanked their ex. I'm gonna murder them.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you have nothing better to do than watch your ex's Facebook like it's a soap opera and you're the main character who got dumped.

'Your ex just posted they're going on vacation with their ex. I'm going to throw up.'

'They posted a selfie with their ex's ex. I don't know what's worse.'

'Your ex just thanked their ex's ex. I'm gonna cry.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago