Facebook Evidence

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When two people are fighting and neither wants to look like a loser they sneak onto each other's Facebook to find some stupid post or photo to use as proof. It's like digging through someone's trash but with more drama and less smell.
I saw your ex's face in a photo with your new girlfriend. That's evidence enough for me.
He posted 'I miss my old life' right after I broke up with him. Classic.
She changed her profile picture to a cat. That's not just a profile picture, that's a message.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Facebook Evidence is when you go on someone's wall like a detective with a warrant, just so you can find something embarrassing or useful to throw in their face. It's like a treasure hunt, but the treasure is usually just a bad photo or a stupid comment.
I found his old high school photo. Now he's got no excuse for being ugly now.
She posted 'I'm single again' after I dumped her. That was my fault.
He liked my ex's page. That's not just a like, that's a declaration of war.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you're in a fight and you're too lazy to argue you just go on Facebook and dig up something stupid to show the other person they're a fool. It's like finding a banana peel in someone's path, but with more effort and less slipping.
He posted 'I'm getting a divorce' and I was still single. That was a slap in the face.
She changed her name to 'Queen of the World' and that was my proof she was crazy.
He tagged me in a group called 'People Who Still Think I'm Cool.' That was my evidence he was still a fan.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Facebook Evidence is when you sneak onto someone's page like a thief in the night just to find a stupid post or photo to prove your point. It's like stealing candy from a baby, but with more work and less sweetness.
He posted 'I miss my old life' right after I broke up with him. That was my evidence he was weak.
She changed her profile picture to a dog. That was my evidence she was a dog lover and that was a bad sign.
He liked my ex's page and that was my evidence he was still a fool.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Facebook Evidence is when you go on someone's page just so you can find something stupid to prove your point. It's like finding a lost sock in a drawer, but with more drama and less satisfaction.
He posted 'I'm getting a divorce' and that was my evidence he was a total failure.
She changed her name to 'Superstar' and that was my evidence she was full of herself.
He tagged me in a group called 'People Who Are Still Cool' and that was my evidence he was still a friend.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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