Facebook Escapist

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A Facebook Escapist is someone who vanishes from Facebook Messenger the second you start typing, like they’re trying to avoid getting caught in the act of being human.
You type 'Hey' and they disappear.
You’re halfway through typing your rant and they log off.
You hit send and they were already gone.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Escapist is a person who thinks they’re invisible, so they just leave you hanging with a half-finished message and a bunch of unanswered questions.
You type 'I’m mad' and they vanish like a ghost.
You send a meme and they don’t reply.
You’re about to send a message and they just log out.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Escapist is someone who sees your message coming, and they run away like it’s a fire drill, just to avoid talking to you.
You type 'I’m coming for you' and they log off.
You send a message and they vanish like they were never there.
You’re about to send a message and they disappear before you even hit send.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Escapist is the worst kind of ghost, they haunt your messenger, but only to escape when you try to catch them.
You send a message and they vanish like they were never there.
You type a whole message and they log off.
You’re about to send a message and they disappear mid-type.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook Escapist is like a kid who hides under the bed when you’re about to catch them doing something stupid, like sending you a message.
You type 'I know what you did' and they log off.
You send a message and they hide from it.
You’re about to send a message and they vanish like they were never there.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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