facebook epidemic

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a stupid note that goes everywhere on Facebook like a virus
My mom posted a note about my dad's bad hair. Now it's on 200 pages.
That note about the pizza guy crying got my uncle's cousin's ex's dog to like it.
My teacher made me post a note about my pet goldfish. Now it's on my mom's timeline.
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a note so dumb it takes over Facebook like a zombie horde
My aunt's note about her cat's hat went viral. Now my uncle's dog is in on it.
That note about the soup being too spicy ruined my weekend.
My cousin's note about my brother's sneezing got my grandma to like it.
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a note that's so annoying it infects your Facebook feed like a curse
My mom's note about my dad's singing is now on 500 pages. I can't escape it.
That note about the chicken crossing the road is everywhere. Even my dog liked it.
My teacher made me post a note about my goldfish again. Now it's on my dad's timeline.
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a note that's so bad it's like Facebook threw up on your timeline
My uncle's note about his cousin's pet turtle is now on my mom's page. Ugh.
That note about the cheese being too smelly made my brother cry.
My teacher forced me to post a note about my pet goldfish again. It's like a nightmare.
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a note so dumb it makes your Facebook feed look like a junkyard
My cousin's note about my brother's loud sneezing is now on my grandma's timeline. It's a mess.
That note about the pizza guy's crying is everywhere. Even my dog liked it.
My teacher made me post a note about my goldfish again. It's like I'm in a junkyard.
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a note so stupid it makes your Facebook feed like a prison break
My mom's note about my dad's singing is now on my brother's timeline. It's like a prison break.
That note about the chicken crossing the road made my dog like it. Now it's everywhere.
My teacher forced me to post a note about my goldfish again. It's like a prison break.
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