Facebook Entertainer

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You're the guy who only shows up on Facebook when there's a big deal going on, like a party or a Bar Mitzvah, and you act like you're the main event, even though you haven't posted since the last century.
You comment on a post about a Bar Mitzvah like you were the DJ.
You reply to a birthday post with 'I was there, I saw everything.'
You accept a party invite and say 'I'm bringing the vibes.'
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You're the type of person who waits until something huge happens before you even think about posting, like you're too lazy to update your life regularly.
You post 'I was at the party' two weeks after it happened.
You comment on a major event like it was your job.
You accept an invite and say 'I was there, I was busy.'
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You're the Facebook version of a ghost, you only show up when there's a big event, and you act like you're the main attraction, even though no one remembers you.
You comment on a Bar Mitzvah like you were the main speaker.
You say 'I was there' even though you didn't go.
You accept an invite and say 'I was there, but I left early.'
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You only post on Facebook when something exciting happens, and you act like you're the star of the show, even though no one asked you to be.
You comment on a birthday like you were the guest of honor.
You say 'I was there' when you weren't even invited.
You post about a party like it was your own.
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You only use Facebook when there's a big event, and you act like you're the center of attention, even though you haven't posted in months.
You comment on a Bar Mitzvah like you were the DJ.
You say 'I was there' when you weren't even invited.
You post about a party like it was your own.
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