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The skill of making your face look like a potato on Facebook, so people think you're a god in real life.

I took 200 selfies and picked the one where I looked like I just won the lottery.

My face on Facebook is so perfect, my mom thinks I got plastic surgery.

I posted a photo of my face and my dog looked at me like I was crazy.

The magic of making your face look like a masterpiece, so people think you're a saint when you're really a mess.

I used 10 filters and still didn't look as good as my twin sister.

My Facebook face is so good, my boss asked me to be the company mascot.

I posted my face and my ex said I looked like a celebrity.

The skill of making your face look like a pizza, so people think you're a superhero, but you're just a normal person.

I took a photo of my face and it looked like it was cooked in a microwave.

I posted my face and my cousin said I should start a beauty business.

I added a filter and suddenly I looked like a movie star.

The skill of making your face look like a masterpiece, so people think you're a god, but you're just a regular person.

I took a photo of my face and it looked like it was taken in a spaceship.

I posted my face and my boss asked me to be the new company logo.

I used 12 filters and still didn't look as good as my dog.

The skill of making your face look like it was painted by a genius, so people think you're a saint, but you're just a regular human.

I took a photo of my face and it looked like it was made in a lab.

I posted my face and my friend said I should start a modeling career.

I used 5 filters and suddenly I looked like a rockstar.

The skill of making your face look like it was taken in a spaceship, so people think you're a god, but you're just a normal person.

I took a photo of my face and it looked like it was taken in a dream.

I posted my face and my mom said I should be on a commercial.

I used 3 filters and suddenly I looked like a movie star.