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When you run into someone you just friend requested on Facebook, but you've never actually met them in real life. It’s like being caught in a stupid situation where both you and the person know you're fake friends, and you both want to die.
At the grocery store, I see my old math teacher. I just friend requested her yesterday. We both stare at each other like we’re about to start a fight.
My cousin’s wedding. I friend requested my uncle. He looked at me like I just told the whole room I had a cheese allergy.
In the mall food court, I see my ex. We were fake friends for a week. He ran out of the restaurant like I just told everyone I had a crush on his brother.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You meet someone in real life who you just friend requested on Facebook, and it’s like the universe is trying to make you feel like a total idiot. You both know you're fake friends, and you don’t know what to do.
At the gym, I see my coworker. I just friend requested him. He gave me the look of someone who just found out his dog peed on the couch.
My mom’s birthday party. I friend requested my uncle’s best friend. He came up to me and said, 'You're the weird one from Facebook, aren’t you?'.
At the coffee shop, I friend requested my barista. She said, 'You're the guy who friend requested me at 2 a. m. last night. What's your problem?'.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You bump into someone you just friend requested on Facebook, and it feels like you’re both trying to escape from a burning building. You know you're fake friends, and you don’t want anyone to find out.
In the airport, I see my neighbor from Facebook. I just friend requested him. He ran past me like I just yelled, 'I hate your face!' in front of everyone.
At the park, I friend requested my friend’s brother. He saw me and said, 'You're the guy who friend requested me, aren’t you? I’m not talking to you.'
At the movie theater, I friend requested my friend’s mom. She turned around and said, 'You're the weird one from Facebook, aren't you? I'm not watching this movie with you.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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