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When you run into someone you’ve friended online but never actually seen in real life, and it hits you like a ton of bricks because you’re like, ‘Wait, you’re the guy who posted pictures of himself in a bathing suit at 2 a. m.?’
‘Hey, you’re the guy who posted that goofy dancing video?’ ‘No, that was my cousin.’
‘Oh my god, you’re the one who liked my status about my cat eating my homework.’
‘You’re the one who commented on my photo of my bald head like, ‘That’s my favorite look.’’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you post only the best version of yourself online, but in real life you look like you just crawled out of a sewer and took a bite out of a pizza.
‘You look like a ghost in that picture.’ ‘That was me before I got a second job at 7-Eleven.’
‘You posted that Instagram of you in a suit, but I saw you at the gas station in pajamas.’
‘That photo of you at the beach was from 2015. You haven’t been to the beach since 2016.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you know everything about someone because they post every single detail online, like their ex's name, their mom's phone number, and how many times they've cried in the last week.
‘You know my ex's name is Steve and he still texts me at 2 a. m.’
‘You know I had a root canal last week and I cried like a baby.’
‘You know my mom’s phone number and she’s been calling me at work.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you’re wide awake at 3 a. m. and you see a post from your friend and you reply like it’s the end of the world, but when you wake up at 9 a. m., you’re like, ‘Why did I reply to that?’
‘I replied to my friend’s post at 3 a. m. with, ‘That’s the best pizza I’ve ever had.’’
‘I saw my friend’s post about his dog and I replied like it was a life-or-death situation.’
‘I posted, ‘This is the best day ever,’ at 3 a. m. and then forgot about it until noon.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When people who know nothing about politics suddenly start acting like they’re in the military and they post memes like they’re fighting a war.
‘My cousin posted, ‘Trump is the best president ever!’ and he doesn’t even know what a president does.’
‘My uncle started a Facebook group called ‘Rise Up, America!’ and he hasn’t left his house in two years.’
‘My mom posted a meme about the president and she didn’t even know what the meme was about.’
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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