Facebook duty

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A lazy person who fakes being sick to get out of work, but then posts on Facebook like they're on a vacation with their girlfriend, even though they're just at McDonald's.

'Skipped work to take my girl to McDonald's. Life is good.'

'Work? Nah. I'm with my girl. Brought her fries.'

'Just left work. Going to get fries. Life is good.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A guy who signs up for reserve duty but spends all his time on Facebook, pretending he's doing military stuff when he's really just scrolling.

'Just got called up for duty. Gonna be a soldier.'

'Duty is hard. But Facebook is harder.'

'Reserve duty? More like Facebook duty.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who cancels everything just to play games and show off their peen on Facebook like it's a big deal.

'Canceling everything. Gotta game and wax my peen.'

'No more plans. Just me and my peen on Facebook.'

'My peen is more important than my friends.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago