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When you dump your lover by flipping their Facebook relationship status like it's a switch instead of actually talking to them like a human.
I changed his status to 'single' and called it a day. No goodbye, no explanation. Just a big fat middle finger.
She went from 'in a relationship' to 'single' in 10 seconds. I didn't even know she was gone until my friends told me.
He broke up with me by typing 'single' into Facebook. That's it. No drama. No heartbreak. Just a lazy dump.