Facebook drought

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When your Facebook is so dead it could be the grave of a forgotten relative. You log in and see nothing but your own face staring back at you like you're the last man on Earth.

My Facebook is so empty I could live there.

I logged in and saw my own face. It was haunting.

My Facebook is a tomb. I’ve been dead for weeks.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A time when your Facebook is so quiet you could hear your own thoughts screaming in the void. No posts. No likes. Just you and your lack of personality.

My Facebook is quieter than a church on Sunday.

I didn’t post anything. My Facebook didn’t even know I was alive.

I logged in and my Facebook was like, 'What even is this?'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When your birthday passes and nobody gives a damn. You post a stupid status and nobody even comments. You feel like a forgotten dog who got left outside in the snow.

I posted a birthday status and got zero comments. Zero.

My birthday came and went like it was just a Tuesday.

I had a birthday and nobody even noticed. I’m a ghost.

by Slangipedia 13d ago