Facebook Downsizing

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When you log on to Facebook and start chopping off friends like they owe you money. You’re not just removing people, you’re getting rid of the trash, the ghosts of your past, and that one guy who always messes up your memes.

I just downsize my Facebook. My ex is gone. My college roommate is gone. And that guy who kept sending me cat videos? He's gone too.

I downsized my Facebook so hard, my friends think I’m dead.

I downsize my Facebook like it’s my job. I just got rid of 50 people who don’t even follow me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you start deleting people off your Facebook like they’re annoying you. You don’t even know them. You just know they’re probably going to spam you next.

I downsize my Facebook because I don’t know half these people. They’re just strangers who liked my post once.

I just downsize my Facebook. I removed my boss, my cousin, and that random guy who sent me a message about his dog.

I downsize my Facebook because I don’t have time for people who don’t even know who I am.

by Slangipedia 16d ago