Facebook Downsize

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To delete people from your Facebook friends list because they are annoying or you don't even remember them.
I just Facebook Downsize'd my high school class. Who even is that guy?
I deleted my ex and her new boyfriend. Both of them.
I downsize'd my college friends because they still talk about the pizza place like it's the best thing ever.
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When you clean up your Facebook by kicking out people who are strangers or only half-decent friends.
I Facebook Downsize'd my old gym buddy because he still messages me about protein shakes.
I deleted 10 people from my friends list because they don't even know who I am.
I downsize'd my Facebook because I'm tired of seeing my old teacher's vacation photos.
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The messy act of removing a bunch of people from your Facebook friends because they are a waste of space.
I Facebook Downsize'd my whole family because they all like the same dumb memes.
I deleted my high school crush because he still thinks we're together.
I downsize'd my Facebook because I'm tired of seeing my ex's new life.
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To erase people from your Facebook friends list because they are fake or you don't even like them.
I Facebook Downsize'd my fake friends because they only liked my posts for a week.
I deleted my coworker because he still sends me memes about office supplies.
I downsize'd my Facebook because I'm tired of seeing my ex's new life.
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When you go on a rampage and delete all the people on your Facebook who are useless or just plain annoying.
I Facebook Downsize'd my whole college class because they all still talk about the same dumb class.
I deleted my ex's new boyfriend because he's even more annoying.
I downsize'd my Facebook because I'm tired of seeing my old teacher's vacation photos.
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