Facebook Douchebaggery

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When someone hits that like button on their own stupid post just to look important and make everyone else feel dumb.

I just posted a picture of my dog wearing a hat and I liked it because I’m a genius.

She posted a status saying 'I’m so tired' and then liked it because she’s dramatic.

He posted a selfie and liked it because he thinks he’s famous.

The act of being a total Facebook idiot by liking your own comment, like you’re trying to impress your grandma.

He commented 'This pizza is amazing!' and then liked it like it was a big deal.

She wrote 'I’m going to eat all this cake' and liked her own comment like it was a proclamation.

He posted 'I’m rich' and liked it because he thinks it counts as evidence.

When you post something and then like it because you think it’s cool and you’re too dumb to realize it’s not.

He posted a photo of his lunch and liked it because it was 'epic' and he’s a total legend.

She posted 'I’m so beautiful today' and liked it like it was a trophy.

He posted a meme and liked it because he thought he was funny.

When you post something and then like it because you’re a total waste of space and you think it makes you look good.

He posted 'I’m the best at video games' and liked it because he’s a total nobody.

She posted 'I’m so smart' and liked it because she thinks it’s proof.

He posted a picture of his cat and liked it because he’s a total dork.

When you post something and like it because you’re a complete idiot and you think that’s how you get attention.

He posted 'I love my job' and liked it because he thinks it’s impressive.

She posted 'I’m so tired' and liked it because she’s dramatic.

He posted 'I’m rich' and liked it because he thinks it’s true.

When you post something and like it because you’re a total attention hog and you think that’s how you win friends.

He posted 'I’m the best friend ever' and liked it because he thinks it’s a fact.

She posted 'I’m so cool' and liked it because she’s a total diva.

He posted 'I’m the king' and liked it because he thinks he’s royalty.