Facebook Double talking

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when two friends are on the phone and one posts a status and the other comments before they even finish talking. They know what the other is going to say before they say it, like they have telepathy and a middle finger.
Friend 1: 'I just posted that I'm getting a tattoo.' Friend 2: 'I commented 'Can't wait to see it' before you even hung up.'
They were talking about pizza. Friend 1 posts 'Pizza is life.' Friend 2 comments 'I know, I'm living it.'
Friend 1: 'I just posted I'm going to the beach.' Friend 2: 'I commented 'Bring me a sandwich' before I even said 'bye.'
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two friends on the phone. One posts something. The other comments before they even finish talking. It's like they're cheating on the phone call with each other and Facebook.
Friend 1: 'I just posted that I'm tired.' Friend 2: 'I commented 'I know, I'm exhausted too' before I even said 'what?'
Friend 1: 'I posted I'm going to the store.' Friend 2: 'I commented 'Bring me chips' before I could say 'why?'.
Friend 1: 'I posted that I'm eating cake.' Friend 2: 'I commented 'I want some too' before I said 'what?'
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when friends are on a phone call and one posts a status and the other comments before they finish talking. It's like they're whispering secrets to Facebook instead of to each other.
Friend 1: 'I posted that I'm going to the gym.' Friend 2: 'I commented 'I'm going too' before I even said 'what?'.
Friend 1: 'I posted I'm going to sleep.' Friend 2: 'I commented 'I'm going to bed too' before I said 'what?'.
Friend 1: 'I posted that I'm eating ice cream.' Friend 2: 'I commented 'I want some' before I said 'what?'
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