facebook double-take

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Person A yells at Person B for being somewhere or doing something. Person B looks like they just got hit by a truck because they didn't tell Person A. Then Person A laughs and says they saw it on Facebook.

'You were at the mall?!' 'What? I didn't tell you that!' 'I saw your face on Facebook, you idiot!'

'You got a tattoo?!' 'What? I didn't say anything!' 'I saw your profile, you dummy!'

'You went to the concert?!' 'What? I didn't tell you!' 'I saw your post on Facebook, you moron!'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Person A acts like they're a detective because they know Person B was somewhere or did something. Person B is confused and starts sweating. Then Person A drops the bomb and says they saw it on Facebook.

'You were at the store? Why? I didn’t tell you!' 'I saw your post on Facebook, you fraud!'

'You got a new dog? Why? I didn’t say anything!' 'I saw your Facebook, you liar!'

'You ate my pizza? Why? I didn’t tell you!' 'I saw your Facebook post, you cheater!'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Person A starts yelling because they think Person B did something crazy. Person B looks like they’re about to cry. Then Person A says they saw it on Facebook and laughs like a maniac.

'You got a divorce?!' 'What? I didn’t say anything!' 'I saw your Facebook post, you lunatic!'

'You got a new job?!' 'What? I didn’t tell you!' 'I saw your post on Facebook, you nut!'

'You got a new haircut?!' 'What? I didn’t say anything!' 'I saw your Facebook, you crazy person!'

by Slangipedia 3d ago