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When you post a comment on someone's Facebook that's just one sentence long and it's so mean it makes them want to die. Usually done by a creepy troll or a group of people trying to annoy the living daylights out of you.
Your mom is fat and your dad is a drunk.
You're so ugly even the trash hates you.
Your face looks like it was hit by a pizza truck.
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Putting one-liner insults on a Facebook post like it's your job. It's usually done in bunches so the person being insulted feels like they're being haunted by a ghost.
You're so dumb, your brain is on vacation.
Your life is a mess and it's getting worse.
You look like you just got out of a trash can.
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Commenting on someone's Facebook with super short insults that are so bad they make you laugh until you cry. Usually done by people who have nothing better to do than mess with your head.
You're like a broken toaster.
You're so ugly, even your shadow ran away.
Your brain is full of spaghetti.
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When you comment on a Facebook post with mean one-liners that hit harder than a punch to the gut. It's like being tortured by a group of mean kids who hate you.
Your face looks like it got hit by a pizza truck.
You're so dumb, you think a pizza is a fruit.
Your life is a joke and it's not funny.
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Putting single-line insults on Facebook like it's your full-time job. It's so annoying it makes the person being insulted want to scream and throw things.
Your brain is full of spaghetti.
You're so ugly, even your dog won't look at you.
You're like a broken toaster.
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Commenting on Facebook with tiny insults that are like knives to the soul. Usually done by people who are mad at you and have no life.
Your face is like a failed science experiment.
You're so dumb, you think a cat is a dog.
Your life is a train wreck and it's not getting better.
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