Facebook diarrhea

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When someone can't help but blurt out every tiny thing that happens to them on Facebook, like they've got a f***ing loudspeaker in their head and it won't shut up.

I just ate a sandwich. It was okay. Not great. But okay.

My neighbor's cat blinked at me. I posted a video of it.

I got a parking ticket. I posted it. Then I posted a selfie with the ticket.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone keeps posting on Facebook even though everyone else is ignoring them like they're f***ing invisible.

I posted about my cereal. No one liked it. I posted again. Still no one liked it. I posted a third time. Now I'm mad.

My post said 'Hello' and got one like. I posted 'Hello again' and got zero likes. Now I'm posting 'Hello, I'm mad.'

I posted about my day. No one responded. I posted again. Still no one responded. I posted a third time and got one comment: 'Why?'

by Slangipedia 13d ago