facebook denial

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Facebook denial is when you scream at your friends for being online all the time while you're the one sitting in the dark typing like a lunatic.

'You're always on Facebook!' I yelled. 'You're the one who just sent 17 messages to your ex!' she replied.

'I’m not stalking my ex!' I said. 'Then why did you just log in?' he asked.

I called her a Facebook addict. She called me a Facebook leech. We both got banned.

Facebook denial is when you and your ex both pretend you're not over each other, but your relationship statuses are screaming the truth.

'We’re still friends!' we both said. Our statuses said 'In a Relationship' and 'Single'.

He didn’t change his status. I didn’t change mine. Our friends got confused.

They asked if we were dating. We said no. Then we both looked at our statuses and cried.