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When you pretend to be in a relationship with someone on Facebook, just to look cool, even though you're both still single and hung up on your exes.
Hey, I’m now in a relationship with Jake! #FakeRelationshipsForCoolness
Just changed my status to 'in a relationship' with Sarah. Who cares if we’ve never talked?!
Why is my ex’s ex in a relationship with my ex? I’m confused and jealous.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you jerk off to someone’s Facebook pictures because they look hot, even if they’re a total dud in real life.
Just saw Taylor’s vacation pics. Now I’m sore and happy.
Why do I like this guy’s face so much? He’s got a chin.
I came to class with a smile and a hard-on. It was worth it.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Facebook’s new dating app where you pick a fat chick or a single mom and hope they don’t know you from the grocery store.
I matched with my neighbor’s mom. She asked if I wanted to try a dating app.
Why is my ex’s ex’s brother on this app? This is worse than Tinder.
Just got a message from a single mom. She said she ‘hates exes’.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you friend a random stranger on Facebook, then spam them with likes, comments, and messages that are way too flirty for someone you just met.
Just liked 12 of Mia’s pictures. I’m not creepy. I’m just persistent.
He messaged me twice. I replied once. That’s a relationship.
I commented on every post of the guy I friended. Now he’s either flattered or annoyed.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you and your friend argue on Facebook and it turns into a full-blown comment war with everyone in the class joining in.
My friend said I’m ugly. Now my whole class is in the comments.
We had a debate about pizza. Now it’s a war.
I posted ‘I’m right’ and 10 people replied. This is a disaster.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you lie to Facebook and say you’re in a relationship with someone just to look cool, even though you're still hung up on your ex.
I changed my status to ‘in a relationship’ with Lisa. I don’t even know her.
Why is my ex in a relationship with my friend? That’s not fair.
I’m in a relationship with my crush. I hope he doesn’t find out it’s fake.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When a woman hides her birth year on Facebook so no one knows she’s old, and you have to guess her age based on random graduation pictures and life events.
Why does she have a picture from 2003? Is she trying to be 20?
Her birthday is 1990. But her graduation picture is from 2005. She’s 30, but she thinks she’s 25.
I asked her age. She said, ‘I’m not telling you that.’
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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