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A fake dad who posts pictures of himself with the kid online but never shows up for real.

He posted a selfie with my kid at the park but didn't even know the park existed.

He DM'd me 'I'm here for my kid' but left before the kid got off the bus.

He tried to post a video of us eating pizza, but it was just him eating pizza alone.

A guy who claims to be the dad but only shows up in photos and never in real life.

He sent a photo of him and my kid at the mall, but he didn't even buy the kid a snack.

He posted a video of us talking, but he just watched the kid from the other side of the room.

He said he was there for the birthday, but he left before the cake came out.

A guy who pretends to be the dad on Facebook but is just a guy who likes to take pictures.

He posted a picture of him and my kid at the park, but he didn't even know the kid's name.

He sent a message saying 'I’m here for my kid' but left before the kid got home from school.

He took 20 pictures of the kid but didn’t talk to him once.

A man who lies about being the dad just so he can post cute pictures online.

He posted a picture of the kid eating ice cream but didn’t even pay for it.

He sent a message saying 'I’m the dad' but didn’t show up for the kid’s concert.

He took a video of the kid dancing but didn’t know the song.

A guy who says he’s the dad but only shows up in photos and never in real life.

He posted a picture of him and the kid but didn’t even know the kid’s favorite color.

He sent a message saying 'I’m here for the kid' but left before the kid got off the bus.

He took a video of the kid singing but didn’t know the lyrics.

A sperm donor who lies about being the dad just so he can post cute pictures online.

He posted a picture of the kid at the park but didn’t even know the kid’s name.

He said he was at the kid’s birthday but left before the cake came out.

He took 10 pictures of the kid but didn’t talk to him once.