Facebook Cycle

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You log on to Facebook and it's like a rollercoaster of stupidity. You end up wasting four hours just to comment on a meme and like a post that probably doesn't even matter.
I opened Facebook to check my mom's status and now I'm arguing with my ex about the best pizza toppings.
I liked a post about my dog and now I'm watching a 2-hour video of a cat fighting a squirrel.
I commented on a picture of my brother's breakfast and now I'm in a group chat with my entire family arguing about toast.
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Facebook is like a trap. You start by checking your news feed and before you know it, you're on there for hours just to like a few stupid posts.
I opened Facebook to see what my friends were up to and now I'm liking a post about a guy's pet goldfish.
I started by looking at my uncle's vacation photos and now I'm arguing with my cousin about the best beach in the world.
I clicked on a video and now I'm on Facebook for four hours just to comment on a meme about my dog.
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You log on to Facebook and it's like a never-ending party. You end up on there for hours just to comment on a few pictures and like some random statuses.
I opened Facebook to say hi to my friend and now I'm in a group chat with my whole class about the worst teacher ever.
I started by looking at my brother's profile and now I'm commenting on a photo of his cat and liking a post about his terrible haircut.
I checked my news feed and now I'm on Facebook for four hours just to like a status about my mom's new boyfriend.
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