Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A sad sack who posts on Facebook to get pity or attention by whining about their life like it's the worst thing ever

I failed my math test again. My life is over.

My dog died. I'm going to die too.

My ex is happy. I'm not. I'm sad.

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A person who uses Facebook to complain so much it’s like they’re paying for their own pity party

My job is the worst. I wish I was dead.

I don’t have any friends. I’m alone forever.

My mom called. She’s annoying.

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Someone who posts on Facebook like it’s their only chance to be heard, and they’re not going to stop until everyone feels their pain

I’m so lonely. No one loves me.

I got dumped. My heart is broken.

I failed my life. I’m a failure.

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A human who updates Facebook like it’s a diary and they’re the only one who matters

My day was terrible. I want to die.

No one understands me. I’m the worst.

I failed my life again. I’m so sad.

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A person who uses Facebook to complain about everything, even the weather, like it’s a personal attack

It’s raining. My life is ruined.

My hair is messy. I’m a disaster.

The sun came out. I’m confused.

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Someone who posts on Facebook like it’s a lifeline and they’re not going to let go until they get the most pity possible

I’m so tired. I just want to sleep forever.

My life is a mess. I can’t take it anymore.

I failed again. I’m the worst.