Facebook Cut

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When you take a picture and chop someone out of it just so you can look cool on Facebook.
I took my ex out of the group photo so I could post it as my profile picture. That fool didn't even notice.
My mom tried to post a family picture, but I cut her out because she looked like a hot mess.
I cut my boss out of the team photo so I could look like the star of the show.
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The dirty trick of removing someone from a photo on Facebook so you can look good and they look bad.
I cut my crush out of the class photo because he was in the back and I was in the front. Classic move.
My little brother cut my dog out of the picture so he could be the hero of the photo. That dog was a legend.
I cut my gym buddy out of the photo so I could look like I was lifting alone. He was just there for the snacks.
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A sneaky way to erase someone from a Facebook photo so you can pretend they weren't there.
I cut my ex out of the vacation photo so I could post it and pretend we were never together.
My sister cut my cat out of the picture because he was eating my pizza in the background.
I cut my teacher out of the class photo because she gave me detention and I hated her.
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When you snip someone out of a photo on Facebook just so you can look like the main event.
I cut my crush out of the group photo so I could look like the center of attention. He was just there for the snacks.
My cousin cut my grandma out of the family picture because she kept talking about her old man.
I cut my boss out of the team photo so I could look like the hero of the office.
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The evil act of removing someone from a Facebook picture just to make yourself look better and them look worse.
I cut my ex out of the group photo because he looked like he had a hangover and I looked like a rockstar.
My little brother cut my dog out of the picture because the dog was eating my pizza and I was hungry.
I cut my teacher out of the class photo because she gave me detention and I was tired of her nagging.
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When you rip someone out of a Facebook photo just so you can be the only one in it and look like a king.
I cut my crush out of the group photo because I wanted to be the only one and look like a king.
My sister cut my cat out of the picture because the cat was eating my pizza and I was hungry.
I cut my boss out of the team photo because I wanted to look like the boss and he was just there for the coffee.
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