Facebook Custody

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When a couple splits up and fights over who gets to keep the friends on Facebook like it's the last piece of pizza.

'I'm keeping my 500 friends. You can have your 2.'

'Why did you block me? I still have 100 friends!'

'You can’t just friend my ex’s ex! That’s not how this works!'

The ultimate battle for online respect when a couple splits up and fights over who gets the most likes.

'I have 1,000 likes. You have 2. You’re not even trying.'

'You can’t just like my ex’s post! That’s not fair.'

'I’m changing my name to ‘Ex’ and getting 10,000 likes.'

The moment you realize your ex is still friends with your mom and it’s the worst thing ever.

'Your mom is still friends with my ex? That’s not a thing.'

'I saw your ex at the grocery store. He waved at me.'

'Your mom just posted a photo with my ex. I’m ending this.'

The cruel process of watching your ex get more friends while you’re left with your ex’s ex’s ex.

'You have 200 friends. I have 3. One of them is my ex’s ex’s ex.'

'You friended my ex’s ex’s ex’s ex. That’s not even a real thing.'

'I’m going to friend my ex’s ex’s ex’s ex’s ex.'

When you get dumped and your ex immediately starts tagging their new crush in every post like it’s a fashion show.

'Your ex just tagged their new crush in a post. It’s a slap in the face.'

'They’re showing off like it’s the Met Gala.'

'I don’t even know who the new crush is, but I’m mad.'