Facebook curse

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When a couple turns Facebook official their relationship instantly goes to hell because the girl starts acting like a diva and makes up fake problems just to look important.
"We’re official!" He said. She replied, "Okay, but why did you block my ex?".
"I’m so official now I can ignore your bad habits."
She turned official and started arguing about the size of his text messages.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Facebook official turns a normal relationship into a disaster because the girl thinks she’s the queen and starts seeing ghosts in his habits.
"We’re official!" He said. She replied, "Okay, but why do you still talk to your old crush?".
She turned official and started texting him at 3 a. m. about his pizza toppings.
He turned official and now she’s texting him about his socks.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you hit Facebook official and the relationship falls apart because the girl is too dumb to realize her problems are just her own dumb ideas.
She turned official and started asking why he didn’t like her favorite song.
He became official and she started texting him about his hair.
They turned official and she started pretending his friends were her enemies.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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