facebook cunt

A facebook cunt is someone who thinks their life is a highlight reel and posts every little thing they do, even if it’s something as stupid as eating toast or going to the bank. They also use Facebook to brag about their love life, how drunk they were, and how hungover they are the next day.

A facebook cunt is someone who adds everyone they see, even people they don’t know, just so they can feel popular. They also delete comments that don’t look good on them.

A facebook cunt is someone who thinks they’re super cool just because they post YouTube clips on their wall. They also announce their engagement on Facebook like it’s the most important thing ever.

A facebook cunt is someone who updates their status every 5 minutes about their boring life and thinks people care. They also use Facebook to show off how happy they are with their partner.

A facebook cunt is someone who acts like their whole life is on Facebook. They post about everything, from their hangovers to how much they love their partner.

A facebook cunt is someone who thinks they’re the most popular person because they have 1000 friends, even though they don’t know half of them.