facebook culler

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A person who finds out they're a 'facebook whore' and then gets so ashamed they start deleting friends like it's their job.

"I had 1,000 friends. Now I have 2. One is my mom. The other is a dog."

"I deleted my ex and my ex's ex. Both of them texted me."

"I had to delete 87 people just to get my self-esteem back."

Someone who gets called a 'facebook whore' and decides to cut their friend list in half because they're too proud to admit it.

"I had 500 friends. Now I have 250. My friends are confused."

"I deleted my old friends just to make my new ones feel special."

"I cut my friend list in half and still felt like a failure."

A person who gets called a 'facebook whore' and then starts deleting friends like they're going out of style.

"I deleted 100 friends just to prove I wasn't a whore."

"I had to delete my cousins because they weren't cool enough."

"I got so mad I deleted my friend list just to make a point."