Facebook Crybaby

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A person who yells at Facebook like it owes them money whenever something bad happens, even if it's just a bad hair day.

'My life is over because I got a B on my math test.'

'My dog ate my homework and now I’m crying in the hallway.'

'I failed my life and now I’m going to die in 3 days.'

Someone who posts whiny messages on Facebook about every little problem, like they're the only one who ever had it rough.

'My ex is still my ex and I feel like a complete failure.'

'I spilled my coffee and now my day is ruined.'

'I got 1 like on my post and I’m going to die.'

A person who screams at Facebook like it's their personal therapist, just to feel better about their sad, lonely life.

'Nobody loves me and I’m going to die alone in my bed.'

'I had a bad day and now I’m sad for no reason.'

'I failed at everything and now I’m just going to cry in the shower.'

Someone who throws a tantrum on Facebook every time something goes wrong, like they're five and still in preschool.

'My phone died and now my life is over.'

'I got rejected and I’m going to cry in the hallway.'

'I can’t breathe and I’m going to die in 3 minutes.'

A person who uses Facebook like it's their diary, but instead of writing about good stuff, they just complain all day.

'I had a bad day and I’m going to cry in my bed.'

'I got dumped and I’m going to die in 5 days.'

'I spilled my coffee and now I’m sad for no reason.'

Someone who posts about every little problem on Facebook, like they’re the only one who ever had a bad day.

'I failed my life and now I’m going to die in 3 days.'

'I got 1 like and I’m going to cry in the shower.'

'I spilled my coffee and now I’m sad for no reason.'