Facebook creeping

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Spying on people's lives like they're your personal entertainment, even if they're just some random person you don't know.

Checking out my ex's new guy's profile 17 times in one day.

Looking at my mom's friends' profiles because they're 'too cool for me'.

Staring at a stranger's feed for 20 minutes because they have a dog named 'Sir Biscuit'.

Scrolling through profiles like a madman, just to find out who your friend's friend's friend is.

Going from my crush's profile to her friend's ex's profile to his dog's profile.

Looking up my teacher's friend's cousin's profile just because I was bored.

Starting a chain of 20 profiles just to see if someone had a weird pet.

Wasting your life on Facebook just because you're too lazy to do anything else.

Spending 3 hours on Facebook instead of doing homework.

Looking up random people just because you thought they were hot.

Checking your crush's profile 20 times in one class period.

Everyone says they don't do it, but they all do it. Then they all blame someone else.

I didn't creep on my friend, I swear, but she did!

We all do it, but he's the only one who gets caught.

He said he didn't look at my profile, but I saw him looking at my pictures.

A person who stares at your profile like it's a movie and knows all your secrets.

He knows I broke up with my girlfriend and posted it on my wall.

She knows I like pizza and that I have a weird pet iguana.

He followed me on Facebook just to see what I post every day.

It's something we all do, even if we're too embarrassed to admit it.

I look at my crush's profile every day, even if I don't tell anyone.

She checks her ex's profile every lunch break.

He looks up his teacher's profile just because he was bored.

A person who talks to random people on Facebook like they're their best friend, even if they're just a stranger.

He started talking to a girl he didn't know just because she had a cool profile picture.

She messaged a guy she had never met before just because he had a funny bio.

He started a relationship with someone just because he said one weird message.