facebook creepin

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when you stare at someone's Facebook all day like you're their ex and they're still your obsession. you pick apart their life like it's a crime scene, and you try to be their friend just to get closer. but they're actually in love with someone else, and you know it. it's the worst kind of torture.
I checked her profile 12 times today. She posted a photo with her crush and I nearly cried.
He added me as a friend just to see my status updates. I called him out and he said 'I'm just lonely.'
She changed her bio to 'single' and I lost it. I commented 'you're not single, you're just lying.'
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when you look at someone's Facebook more than once a day. it's not a habit, it's a crime. you're not just checking in, you're stealing their life.
I checked his profile twice today. I'm not even friends with him.
She posted a new photo and I had to check it again. I'm not even sure why.
He changed his profile picture to a cat and I had to check it five times. I'm not even proud of it.
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